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TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Robot Meant to Inspect Damaged Nuclear Plant Fails in Test
Prints out error log, apologizes to nation, self-destructs.
 
FACTOID
247 Billion Emails Sent Daily, 197 Billion of Them Spam
Five of them without misspellings.
 
POLLS
Gallup Survey: Filipinos Most Emotional; Singaporeans Least Emotional
Filipinos “thrilled and horrified” by results, Singaporeans “couldn't care less.”
 
SPORTS
Bikini Basketball League to Begin First Season
Filling void between Lingerie Football and Topless Tennis.
The recent violence between Israelis and Palestinians in Gaza has been ended by a cease-fire. The result of these events will be:
A )Morsi emerges stronger due to his role.
B )Hamas is more respected as the voice of the Palestinian people.
C )Abbas is marginalized due to his lack of a role.
D )Bibi comes out looking tough before upcoming election.
E )Same old, same old.
Hint: The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is nothing new under the sun.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
China: Highway Built Despite Family's Refusal to Move
Defiant, homeowner says he's putting in a pool.

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