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POLITICS
  After Criticism, GOP Names Woman to Chair 1 of 19 House Committees
Spot quiz: guess which one of the nineteen men originally named to head committees (above) drew the short straw.
 
BUSINESS
Economy Improves
But not the culture.
Material That Repels Everything Reportedly Under Development
Promises clothing that lasts a lifetime, mass unemployment in China.
SpaceX Founder Wants to Build 80,000-Person Colony on Mars
Twenty thousand men, sixty thousand women. (Artist's rendering.)
SCIENCE
NASA: There's Enough Ice on Mercury to Encase Washington D.C.
All that's needed is political will to get it done.
Chimpanzees Also Suffer
From Midlife Crisis

But not evolved enough to drive red convertibles.
Study: Happier People Make
More Money

Text books claiming those who make more money happier will have to be corrected.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Department Store Mannequins Equipped With Cameras in Their Eyes
To determine which shoppers mentally undressing them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Average Kitchen Cutting Board Has 200 Times the Bacteria Found on Average Toilet Seat
So next time you're in the bathroom, fix yourself a sandwich.

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