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TECHNOLOGY
  Iran: Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khanenei Has Own Facebook Page
Best not to unfriend him.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Stores Quickly Sell Out Last
Batch of Hostess Twinkies

Lucky buyers will keep them for their grandchildren to enjoy.
 
FACTOID
Half of Americans Own Guns
To protect themselves from other half.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Starting Next Summer, Easy Bake Ovens Will Be Gender Neutral
And Barbie will be a hermaphrodite.
FEATURE
The Reason the DHS BioWatch program, which has generated nothing but false alarms routinely ignored by state and local officials, is asking Congress for an additional $3.1 Billion for “Generation 3” is:
A )Contractors like Northrup Grumman, in line to install Generation 3, gave more than $6 Million to Congressional campaigns in the last 8 years.
B )Prominent scientists and epidemiologists who studied the program and called it “preposterous” are just jealous because they didnít get the big bucks apologists for the program got funneled from Northrup Grumman through the Heritage Foundation.
C )Generation 3 is poised to detect potentially dangerous pathogens from Mars.
Hint: Mars has no potentially dangerous pathogens.

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