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PEOPLE
Jessica Simpson Confirms She's Pregnant Again
And says this time she knows how it happened.
France: Gerard Depardieu Says He's Moving to Belgium to Avoid Paying Higher Taxes
He's purchased a time-share with Mitt Romney.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
ABC Developing Series Based on Early Years of Justin Bieber
And final years of Western Civilization.
 
BUSINESS
Sales of Assault Rifle Used in School Massacre Soar
It was the number one gift under the Christmas tree.
SCIENCE
Physicists: We're Closer
To Quantum Computing

And awesome baseball stats.
Study: Hands Evolved to
Help Us Punch

Say paleontologists at Bruce Lee University.
1,000-Year-Old Dog Discovered Mummified in Mexico
Chased 1,000-year-old ball into road, run over by 1,000-year-old chariot.
 
REMINDER
  There are still a few hours left to follow through on last year's New Year's resolutions.
 
FACTOID
10% of All Photos Ever Taken
Were Taken in Last 12 Months

Most of them vulgar.
 
EDUCATION
AP Poll: 4 in 10 Adults Say They Hated Math in School
Other 7 didn't like it much, either.

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