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PEOPLE
Colorado Gov. Drinks Glass of Fracking Fluid to Prove Its Safety
Services are Thursday.
 
INTERNET
New Government Software Can Scour Every Social Network to Find Out Every Last Detail About Everyone
But if you're on Facebook, you already know every last detail about everyone.
 
BUSINESS
American-US Airways Merger Leaves Just Four Major Carriers
Finding your lost baggage just got a little easier.
Russian Oil Giant Signs Deal With ExxonMobil to Divvy Up Major Arctic Oil Fields
United States can only look on with envy.
POLITICS
Republican Schism: Karl Rove,
Tea Party at Odds

One side believes in scorched earth ad hominem attacks to achieve victory at all costs, the other side feels that approach is too soft.
 
SCIENCE
Motorcyclists Over 60 2 Times More Likely to Be Severely Injured in Crashes Than Riders in Their 20s, 30s
According to study by the Duh Institute.
Mutation in Human Gene 30,000 Years Ago Led to More Sweat Glands, Thicker Hair, Fuller Breasts.
Making us perfectly adapted to Reality TV.
 
TECHNOLOGY
DARPA's 1.8 Gigapixel Drone
Camera Able to Recognize You
From 15,000 Feet

Confirm you're on kill list, blow you to smithereens before you can say due process.

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