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PEOPLE
Disgraced Ex-Gov. Sanford Asks Wife He Dumped to Run His Campaign for Congress
His campaign slogan: “He's Got Chutzpah.”
 
MEDIA
Book: Roger Ailes Says Biden “Dumb as an Ashtray,” Obama “Lazy” and Gingrich “A Prick”
Calls Rupert Murdoch “smart,” “hard-working” and “the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet.”
 
BUSINESS
Post-2008 Bull Market: Top 1% Income Earners Got 93% of All Income Growth
Just in case you thought things were really getting better
Botox Maker's 2012 Profits
Has Execs Smiling

Some permanently, others if they could.
SCIENCE
Fast Food Makers Aim for
“Bliss Point” in Products
That Makes Them Addictive

That delicate balance of salt, sugar and unpronounceable chemical compounds.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Americans Eating Fewer Calories, Getting Fatter
Conclusion: Americans lie through the teeth about what they've actually eaten.
Scientists: Wed Have to Drink
100 Bottles of Wine a Day to Get
Anti-Ageing, Obesity, Diabetes,
Cancer-Fighting Benefits

So better get started early in the day.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
$3.9 Million Street-Legal Lamborghini Accelerates from Zero to 60 in 2.8 Seconds
If you have to do that to avoid an accident.

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