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TECHNOLOGY
Survey: 1 in 3 New Jobs Going to Robots
Robots feel it should be higher.
 
SPORTS
World Cup 2014: Brazil to
Offer Seats for Obese Fans

Will hire obese security guards to protect obese fans from obese hooligans.
 
DINING OUT
Diners Sickened by $800 Meal at “World's Best Restaurant”
Also complain of tiny portions.
Steak 'N Shake's New Seven Patty Burger Has More Than Half FDA Daily Recommendation for Calories, Almost Twice Daily Recommendation for Sodium
Comes with a free stent.
What is “the virtuous circle”?
A )A succession of good deeds, each one inspiring the next.
B )A vision of the heavenly choir of angels singing God's praise.
C )A parent's hope that a child will pass virtuous lessons on to the next generation.
D )A chain of events in which higher stock prices feed economic confidence, which in turn feeds more market optimism and encourages companies and investors to take more risk.
Hint: is not virtue best illustrated by higher stock prices?
 
RELIGION
Indiana Megachurch in
Foreclosure After Pastor
Pays Himself Millions

Says he was just following orders from God.

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