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ENTERTAINMENT
“Oz The Great And Powerful” Crosses $300M at Global Box Office
According to CEO Bob Iger and “Oz” producer Joe Roth, speaking to reporters at Disney's Burbank headquarters.
 
INTERNET
DHS Plan Calls for More Scanning of Private Web Traffic, Email
Only those who have ever put in writing anything untoward, salacious or embarrassing need worry.
 
BUSINESS
Lululemon Apologizes for
Sheer Pants Snafu

Men respond: no apologies needed.
Disney Theme Parks Adopt New Age Policy
Children under 14 must be accompanied by a fabulously wealthy adult.
Corporations Liquidity at Record Levels, Swimming in Cash
And yet, they're not happy.
SCIENCE
Universe 80 Million Years Older
Than Previously Thought

Drawing some snickers from parallel universes.
Report: Climate Change Could Mean Seven Times as Many Katrinas
Urges construction of seven more superdomes.
 
Replica of 17,000- Year-Old Lascaux Cave Drawings Goes On Display in Chicago
Replica believed to be between 20 and 30 years old.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Zippers Cause Most Penis
Injuries, Study Finds

Except in Scotland.
 
TRAVEL
787's Could Be Flying Again Soon
If one person would just buy a ticket.

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