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PEOPLE
Obama Apologizes for “Best-Looking” Remark About California AG Kamala Harris
Says he should have left it at “Va-va-va-voom!”
 
MEDIA
New York Times Slammed for Rocket Scientist's Obit Highlighting Her Beef Stroganoff
Although it was the first beef-based rocket propellant.
 
BUSINESS
Mexico Sues Carlos Slim, World's Richest Man, Over Telemex Phone Charges
He hires his best friend, World's Most Interesting Man, to defend him.
Vast Hidden Wealth Revealed by Leak of 130,000 Offshore Accounts
List includes some of world's richest, most influential assholes.
SCIENCE
Scientists Find Signal in Space That Could Be Dark Matter
Or it could be a commercial.
Researchers Find Computers Can Read, Record Our Dreams
New app records, edits dreams, uploads them directly to YouTube.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Finds a Brisk Walk
As Good as a Run

And a short drive as good as a brisk walk.
Insurers Could Use Obscure Loophole in Affordable Care Act to Reap More Profits, Undermine Reform
But who would do a thing like that?
 
NEW PRODUCTS
A Real-Life Barbie, Wrinkles and All, Hits Shelves
She's been on a bender ever since Ken left her for one of those Bratz floozies.

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