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PEOPLE
Man Arrested for His Horrible Impersonation of Elvis Presley
And for sending ricin to President Obama.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
MPAA Changes Its Ratings to Better Help Parents
Movies featuring foul language, bathroom humor will be rated NP: Not for Parents.
 
MEDIA
Average Age of Fox News Viewers: 65
Average IQ of Fox News viewers: 65.
 
BUSINESS
Landmark 2010 Economic Study Behind Current Austerity Push Discredited
Just three years late.
Gold Prices Continue Plunge
Glenn Beck under 24-hour suicide watch.
SCIENCE
Study: Porn Stars Have Higher Self-Esteem Than You Do
And they're smarter, better-looking and make much more money.
Ants Use Fastest, Not Always Most Direct Route to Reach Their Goal
In California it's known as “avoiding the 405.”
 
NASA Says Planets 1200 Light-Years Away Could Support Life
Until man-made global warming destroys them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Western Style Diet of Fried Foods, Sweets, Processed Meats, High Fat Dairy Products, Refined Grains Leads to Greater Risk of Premature Death
Study also concludes merely reading about Western diet can kill you.

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