| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Opening in
2018, World's Biggest Telescope Will See
Back 13 Billion Years
It will be able to read the headline of a newspaper
being read by God. |
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Study Finds Most-Frequent
Texters Shallow, Money-
Obsessed, Bigoted
Least-frequent texters, deep, spiritual, tolerant. |
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| TRAVEL |
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By 2020, Tourists From China Will
Outnumber All Others
Wealthy Chinese will come here to buy
luxury goods made by poor Chinese. |
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 Carnival
Cruise Ship Ecstasy Loses Power, Adrift at Sea
4,600 passengers high on ecstasy
not the least bit upset. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Former President Pervez Musharraf, attempting
a political comeback, returned to Pakistan last week and was promptly
arrested, proving: |
| A ) | He had misjudged his political support. |
| B ) | He has overestimated the magnetic power of his charisma. |
| C ) | You can't go home again. |
| Hint: think Thomas Wolfe. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Exhaustive Nonpartisan
Report: U.S. Use of Torture After 9/11 Ordered by
Those at Top
So long ago no one remembers who was in
charge at the time. |
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