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TECHNOLOGY
Opening in 2018, World's Biggest Telescope Will See Back 13 Billion Years
It will be able to read the headline of a newspaper being read by God.
Study Finds Most-Frequent
Texters Shallow, Money-
Obsessed, Bigoted

Least-frequent texters, deep, spiritual, tolerant.
 
TRAVEL
By 2020, Tourists From China Will Outnumber All Others
Wealthy Chinese will come here to buy luxury goods made by poor Chinese.
Carnival Cruise Ship Ecstasy Loses Power, Adrift at Sea
4,600 passengers high on ecstasy not the least bit upset.
FEATURE
Former President Pervez Musharraf, attempting a political comeback, returned to Pakistan last week and was promptly arrested, proving:
A )He had misjudged his political support.
B )He has overestimated the magnetic power of his charisma.
C )You can't go home again.
Hint: think Thomas Wolfe.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Exhaustive Nonpartisan Report: U.S. Use of Torture After 9/11 Ordered by Those at Top
So long ago no one remembers who was in charge at the time.

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