 UN SUGGESTS EATING
INSECTS TO FIGHT WORLD HUNGER
Although, after suggestion, nobody's hungry anymore. |
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Russians Detain American as Spy
Man claims he's merely model for character in movie to
be made about this twenty years from now. |
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Growing Number of Brits Want
Out of EU
Would close Chunnel to Europeans, but keep
it open for Brits wanting to get some decent
food. |
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U.S., Afghans Report Progress
Setting Terms of Washington's
10-Year Commitment
Have already agreed on levels of pay-offs to corrupt officials. |
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 Lenin's
Tomb Reopens to Public
With new rides, attractions and an expanded
food court. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Justice Dept. Opens Inquiry
Into IRS Audits
IRS opens inquiry into Justice Dept. wiretapping. |
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More Sexual Harassment Accusations
From Women in Armed Forces
“We’re Looking for a Few Hot Babes”
recruitment campaign put on hold. |
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Karl Rove is a social welfare organization. |
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NTSB Recommends Lowering Alcohol
Threshold From .08 to .05.
Also announces cancellation of NTSB's New Years
Eve party due to lack of interest. |
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Obama Faces Numerous Scandals
All of which will taint his presidency to varying
degrees but ultimately make him more popular
than ever, just like Clinton. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Two Incidents of Multiple Mid-
Flight Shutdowns of Engines
In Boeing 777s Lead to Warning
Specifically, take a parachute. |
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