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ART
Artist Whose Dot Paintings Sell for Up to $3.4 Million Issues Catalogue Listing Which Are Painted by Him And Which by Assistants
And which by robots, computer programs, copying machines.
 
LAW
Lawsuit Wants to Make Song
“Happy Birthday” Public Domain

Current owner has collected $189,046,553,009.85 in royalties this past month.
 
POLL
Majority Doesn't Mind Being
Spied Upon

Or mentally undressed for that matter.
 
PUBLISHING
Sales of 1984 Up 6,000% Since Surveillance Revelations
And if you bought a copy, your government already knows all about it.
FEATURE
Why does immigration reform need 60 votes in the Senate?
A )Because our Founding Fathers, in their wisdom, wrote that into the Constitution.
B )Because our overlords on Mars have commanded it.
C )Because sometime in the last century, some Senators decided it would a good idea to use on rare occasions, but Republicans have used it a record 380 times (a/o 1/30/13) since Democrats became a majority in 2006.
Hint: It ain't in the Constitution, and our overlords on Mars couldn't care less.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Post Office's Mr. Zip Celebrates 50th Birthday
Although word arrives three days late.

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