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PEOPLE
Obama: 35 Years Ago “Trayvon Martin Could Have Been Me”
“Woulda, coulda, shoulda,” says Fox News.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Batman, Superman to Appear Together for First Time
In upcoming bromance.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Launches Website to Help Its Workers Manage Their Money
First helpful suggestion: buy a piggy bank.
Banks Report Record Profits
But not enough to give you a car loan.
CEO Pay Surges 16%; Average Now $15.1 Million
Makes Louis XVI (right) look like a piker.
SCIENCE
NASA: Mars Atmosphere Nearly 100% Carbon Dioxide
Curiosity Rover can't stop yawning.
 
Proposed “Hyperloop” Will Whisk Passengers From NY to LA in 45 Minutes
Where your car will whisk you to your hotel in two and a half hours.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Researchers: Genes May Be
At Fault for Obesity

Not your mother's biscuit, cheese and gravy casserole.
 
EDUCATION
House Passes Bill to Replace
No Child Left Behind

Most Children Left Behind Act faces strong opposition in Senate, White House veto.

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