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NEW PRODUCTS
The Next Big Thing in Baby Strollers is a Big Thing!
Moms and dads know what it's like to take junior out for a walk these days — everyone's checking out the stroller. Well, here's the Hummer of baby buggies, ready to be flaunted at fancier playgrounds. Roomy enough for your Prince George when he comes home from college. $42,500, at Big Baby.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
U.S. Continues 150th Anniversary Remembrance of Civil War
Many countries pay tribute by starting their own civil wars.
Some Anti-Cigarette Ads Can Trigger Desire to Smoke
Just as some anti-drug ads triggered desire for fried eggs.
 
SPORTS
Source: Biogenesis Clinic Supplied PEDs to Athletes in Every Sport
Our top Bridge team is juiced.
What is this?
 1. ) Memphis, Tennessee
 2. ) Eufaula, Alabama
 3. ) Clarksdale, Mississippi
 4. ) Greenville, Alabama
 5. ) Vicksburg, Mississippi
A )The five most popular civil war battlefield sites.
B )The last cities in the South to integrate lunch counters.
C )The hottest five cities in the United States for UFO sightings.
D )The top five U.S. cities where income mobility is the worst.
Hint: the whole idea of income mobility is just a big old Yankee scam.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
First-Ever Sighting of Rufus-Necked Wood Rail in U.S. Excites Bird Watchers
And hunters.

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