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PEOPLE
Terror Alert Prompted by Intercepted Al Qaeda Conference Call With Ayman al-Zawahiri
It was their fantasy draft.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
CBS-Time Warner Feud Keeps
Millions From Seeing Their
Favorite Shows

Many contemplate suicide until they're told they can find their favorite shows online somewhere if they just look for them.
 
BUSINESS
Bank of England Helped Nazis Deposit Gold Stolen from Czechoslovakia
Isn't it good to know today's international banking is much more ethical?
Service sector Expands at Fastest Pace in Five Months
Would you like that foreign-made product gift-wrapped?
Price of New York City Taxi Medallion Hits $1.3 Million
After launch of GPS system that finds longest route between two points.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
DOT Secretary Attributes
Rise in Pedestrian Deaths
To Distracted Walking

Tweets message on his way out of news conference.
Childhood Obesity Rates
Decreasing in Some Areas

Fast food industry spokesman calls findings “troubling.”
 
First Lab- Grown Burger, Developed at a Cost of $330,000, Served to Three Diners in London.
They leave a $53,000 tip.
 
SCIENCE
Longer Breast Feeding Boosts Intelligence
Claim Ph.D candidates still nursing.
Sun About to Reverse Its
Magnetic Field, Effect on Radio Transmissions Uncertain

Could turn some hip-hop stations to country and western.

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