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TRAVEL
Uruguay Legalizes Marijuana, Will Control Production, Distribution
“We've got some good shit,” says Uruguayan President Mujica.
Penny-Pinching Spirit Airlines Earns Lowest Customer Satisfaction Rating in History of Consumer Reports
Most common complaint: “M-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.”
TSA Misconduct Cases Jump 26% in Last 3 Years
Shoe thefts top list.
Study: Tent Campers Wake Up 2 Hours Earlier
To sounds of kids screaming in next tent.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Researchers Create Tiny Mona Lisa Only Visible With High-Powered Microscope
Meanwhile, crucial research projects sit idle.
FEATURE
What is this?
A )Number of Lego sets (in thousands) sold in 9 states.
B )Number of people with red hair in those states, compared with number of people with blue eyes.
C )Comparison, after gerrymandering, of how many votes it took to elect a Democratic House member (in blue) versus how many votes it took to elect a Republican House member (in red).
Hint: all voters are equal, but some voters are more equal than others.
 
POLL
Most People Don't Want to
Live to 120

They just want to outlive their ex-spouse.

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