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MISCELLANEOUS
Occupy Wall Street Observes Second Anniversary
By filing for IPO.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Buyers, Sellers Meet in
Washington for Unmanned
Vehicle Systems Trade Show

Laid off chauffeur picketing event run over by driverless limo.
 
SPORTS
Study: After a Loss, Fans of NFL
Teams Eat Up to 28% More
Saturated Fat

In an attempt to kill themselves.
Seattle Seahawks Fans Set Guinness Record for Loudest Stadium at 131.9 Decibels
Breaks record of 130.3 decibels, set by gladiator fans in 213 AD, Rome's Colosseum.
NEW PRODUCTS
“Hello Kitty” Beer Debuts in Asia
Each can bears warning for 6-year-old girls to drink responsibly.
 
PSYCHOLOGY
Study: Menís Self-Esteem
Lowered When Female
Romantic Partner Succeeds

Suggests bringing him a box of chocolates or flowers when you tell him your good news.
 
RELIGION
Pope Continues to Confound,
Delight Flock

His latest surprise: clothing optional Fridays.
Parishioner Gives Pope 1984 Renault
For a nice tax deduction.

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