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NEW PRODUCTS
A Designer Handbag for the Pistol-Packin' Mama in Your Life!
Accidentally shoot yourself in style while also impressing the first responders with this handbag designed especially for the paranoid woman of means who lives in a state with lax gun laws. $1500, at all fine stores in states with lax gun laws.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Third of Americans Expect to Work Until They Drop
“And the sooner the better,” they add.
16% of Millennials Have to Live in Childhood Bedrooms at Home
With the cool Superman, Hello Kitty sheets.
 
SPORTS
Global Warming Forces Changes at Ski Resorts
Many now offer clothing-optional slopes.
FEATURE
A recent study has revealed that of 53 important, peer-reviewed research papers published in the most prestigious scientific journals, results could be proved valid in
  A ) 25 of them
  B ) 20 of them
  C ) 6 of them
Hint: But the other 47 led to further research which was very well-funded!
 
TRAVEL
Airlines Shrink Size of Seats, Add
More of Them in Economy

Hoping to eventually break our will and force us to upgrade to business.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Lego People to Outnumber Real People by 2019
Unless we act, and act soon!

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