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MISCELLANEOUS
Saudi Women Defiantly Drive Cars in Riyadh, Protesting Country's Ban on Women Drivers
King Abdullah: ban not because they're women but because they're lousy drivers.
 
SPORTS
Survey: 96% of Pro Football
Fans Have Never Been to a
Pro Football Game

No instant replay.
Wall Street Investing in Athletes
You can now risk your life savings on a flaky lefthander prone to sticking forks in toasters.
 
TECHNOLOGY
You Can Get a 3-D Printed Version of Yourself for $300
For $300 million you can get an army of 3-D printed versions of yourself and RULE THE WORLD!
It's reported that female terrorist suspect “The White Widow” struggled to find good rhymes for her poetry. Which of the following verses did she actually write?
A )Violets are blue, roses are red.
If someone annoys you, cut off their head.
B )When America crashes and turns into ashes,
Our hearts it will gladden, hooray for bin Laden.
C )Heaven for martyrs will hold many joys
When Allah rewards me with six dozen boys.
D )None of the above.
Hint: These rhymes all came rather easily.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Feds Discover Lengthy Drug Tunnel, Seize Thousands of Pounds of Pot
But nothing illegal.

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