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PEOPLE
Christie Half Way To Weight-Loss Goal
After losing 200 pounds.
Latest: NSA Spied on Pope
Pope spied on Archbishop of Canterbury.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Study: PG-13 Films Now More
Violent Than R

Shooting people with assault weapons ok; using bad words offensive.
LA: Permits to Make Porn Films
Drop From 480 in 2012 to Only
24 so Far in 2013

“We don't need no fuckin' permits,” say producers.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Adding Third Window to Speed Up Service
After paying at first window, receiving order at second window, someone in third window tells you to keep it moving.
PUBLISHING
Pensylvania Paper Apologizes for Calling Lincoln's Gettysburg Address “Silly” 150 Years Ago
Also apologizes for calling this year's Miley Cyrus Music Video Awards performance “brilliant.”
 
 
SCIENCE
New Evidence Dogs Originated 20- 30,000 Years Ago in Europe
After efforts to domesticate saber-toothed tigers ended in tragedy.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Bad News: Crispy Fries Contain Acrylamide, Linked to Cancer
Good news: ketchup contains lycopene, protects against cancer.
 
ENVIRONMENT
It May Be Too Late on Climate Change, Say Some Experts
But not too late to party.

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