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TECHNOLOGY
Real-Time Map Tracks F-Bombs
On Twitter

Enough F-bombs to destroy civilized world ten times over.
IBM to Make “Watson”
Supercomputer Available to
Everyone on Web

If you're in an online poker game and a guy named “Watson” bets, fold immediately.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges Now Check Applicants'
Use of Facebook, Twitter

Now, more than ever, not what you know; who you know.
 
SPORTS
UCLA Offers Athletic Scholarship to 14-Year-Old Pitcher
If he promises to learn long division.
FEATURE
“Wind is a finite resource, and harnessing it would slow the winds down which would cause the temperature to go up.” Who said that?
A )Farley Thompson, a 2nd grader from Rutherford, New Jersey.
B )Chistine McNaughton, a 95-year-old nursing home resident in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
C )Clyde Shumaker, currently holding the title for Lowest IQ in Akron, Ohio.
D )Rep. Joe Barton, (R-TX) House Author of the Energy Policy Act of 2005, Chairman of the House-Senate Energy Conference Committee.
Hint: You just donít get to be this well-informed unless you study the subject for years.

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