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PEOPLE
Clarence Thomas Describes His Appointment to Supreme Court as “Totally Forrest Gump”
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when a completely unqualified guy with a history of sexual harassment is going to be nominated.
Mick Jagger to Become a Great-Grandfather
It seems like only yesterday he became a grandfather.
 
BUSINESS
MF Global Holdings Fined $100 Million
For being Mfers.
McDonald's Advises Employees to Sell Unwanted Possessions, Eat Less
And report all union organizers to management.
SCIENCE
NASA: Sun Will Flip Upside
Down Within Weeks

To remedy it, turn your camera upside down when taking snapshots.
 
Deformed, Pointy Skull From Dark Ages Unearthed in France
Along with fragments of ancient “conehead sketch” described by archeologists as “very funny.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New York City Raises Smoking
Age to 21

Young smokers can die for their country, but not for the tobacco companies.
Study: Watching Others Exercise on TV Can Make You Fitter
Be sure to consult a doctor before embarking on a strenuous program of watching others exercise on TV.
Study: Those Who Eat Nuts
Live 20% Longer

Suggests we eat eight cups of nuts a day.

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