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MISCELLANEOUS
Original Maltese Falcon Movie Prop Sells at Auction for $4 Million
Buyer remains anonymous, auction house revealing only that he's “very fat.”
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Has New Feature Enabling Internet Searches Via Voice
You can now ask, “Who's the actress who was in that movie with the guy who was in the other movie?”
 
EDUCATION
Report: Fewer High School Grads Make Getting Into College Easier
Fewer college grads makes getting into grad school easier.
 
SPORTS

  Penultimate Round of Chessboxing Championships Underway
Winner faces undefeated champion Mike Tyson.
FEATURE
Which is the most powerful armed force in Mexico?
A )The Federal Police
B )The Zeta Drug Cartel
C )The Knights Templar Drug Cartel
D )Armed vigilante groups
E )The Medellin Drug Cartel
F )Local police (generally allied with drug cartels)
Hint: you can start by eliminating anything with the word “police” in it.
 
RELIGION
Biblical Scholar Claims God
Had a Wife

Eventually Asherah, Yahweh called it quits, She moved back in with Her mother.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Afghan Opium Harvest Up 50%
Your tax dollars at work.

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