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PEOPLE
Prince Charles, Camilla Release Their Christmas Card
It's accompanied by a fruit cake.
 
BUSINESS
Fed Eases Stimulus
Yacht sales back to pre-recession levels.
FAA Relaxes Rules on Electronic Devices During Flights
You can now taser person next to you for screaming into their cellphone.
Survey: Quality of Customer Service Has No Correlation With Company Profits
All our service representatives are busy with another caller, please hold while we count our money.
Silicon Valley Venture Capitalist Proposes Splitting California Into 6 States, One of Them Silicon Valley
It would be first state populated entirely by nouveau riche.
SCIENCE
Poll: Majority of Americans Lack Trust in Scientists
And polls.
 
New Theory Says Noah's Ark Was Round
Those who have spent a lifetime and their life's savings building an exact replica of Noah's Ark are skeptical.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Generic Viagra to be Available in 2017
When all hell is expected to break loose.
Medical Journal: Vitamins,
Supplements a Waste of Money,
May Even Shorten Your Life

Make sure to tell your children not to take their vitamins.
 
RELIGION
Pastor Who Kept Predicting
Rapture Dies

They found his clothes right where he'd been standing.

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