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PEOPLE
Royal Pardon Granted Posthumously to Alan Turing
Took only 61 years, and a public petition, to officially admit that the man who saved England from certain defeat in World War II should not have been arrested, convicted, chemically castrated, then driven to suicide — just because he was gay.
George Zimmerman Painting Sells on eBay for $100,000
Appraisers say it's an excellent example of the Paranoid Primitive School.
 
BUSINESS
Advice Website for McDonald's
Employees That Told Them Not
To Eat Fast Food Closed Down

For unknown reasons.
Mattel Announces New American, European Barbies
European version (right) similar to original.
SCIENCE
Planet Found So Close to Earth It's Receiving Our Television Transmissions From 2006
Wait'll they see what happens to Hannah Montana.
Archeologists in China Discover Domesticated Cat Fossils Going Back 5,300 Years
Confirmed by DNA evidence of cat puke on ancient carpets.
 
REMINDER
  You have two days to follow through on last year's New Year's resolutions.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Real Estate Agents Using Drones to Show Clients Houses, Neighborhoods
Can hover inside homes, peruse owners' financial papers, determine how desperate they are to sell.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
Dystopia n., look out the window.

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