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PEOPLE
Comments by Duck Dynasty Patriarch Phil Robertson Divide Nation
On one side, those who hate homosexuals, blacks, immigrants, Jews, anyone not like themselves; on other side, those who don't.
Popes Share Holiday Lunch at Vatican
Benedict pays, Francis leaves tip.
 
BUSINESS
Bloomberg Consumer Comfort
Level Rises

As for Bloomberg, he's quite comfortable.
Floating Cities for Anti- Government Billionaires Proposed
By consortium of pirates.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Oregon Now Allows Mothers
To Take Placentas Home
With Them

With easy recipe for placenta polenta.
SCIENCE
Fewer Died From Lightning Strikes in 2013 Than Any Year on Record
As interest in golf wanes.
Poll: One Third of Americans Don't Believe in Evolution
Do believe in Hell, which is where you wind up if you believe in evolution.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Computers That “Learn” in Development
However, researchers must first deal with some computers who spend all their time in class goofing around and being disruptive.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Walmart Recalls Donkey Meat From Stores in China After Product Found to Contain Fox Meat
Also recalls fox meat found to contain donkey meat.
Revealed: Cap'n Crunch a Commander, Not a Captain
Right of corporate cartoon characters to impersonate subordinate officers headed for Supreme Court.

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