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TECHNOLOGY
New 8K TV Unveiled at Consumer Electronics Show
That's twice the resolution of the 4K TV that has four times the resolution of the TV with ten times the resolution of the TV you're currently watching.
 
SPORTS
Siberian Man Runs Marathon in -36 F Weather
Unopposed, wins handily.
Former NBA Player Charles Smith Expresses Doubts About North Korean Trip With Dennis Rodman
He's fed to dogs.
Knicks' J.R. Smith Fined $50,000 for Untying Opponents' Shoelaces
Also loses lucrative shoelace endorsement deal.
Millionaires make up approximately 3% of the population. What percentage of members of Congress are millionaires?
  A )  3%
  B )  6%
  C ) 12%
  D ) 24%
  E ) 50%
Hint: It went up from 48%.

The Texas commission in charge of reining in predatory lenders is headed by a top executive of:
  A ) an oil company
  B ) a textile company
  C ) a predatory lender
Hint: remember, this is Texas.

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