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 NO. 698 “Expect the Ironic” JAN 27 - FEB 2, 2014 

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OBAMA: MARIJUANA
NO MORE DANGEROUS THAN ALCOHOL

But “not that great a high” compared to LSD, cocaine, Ecstasy.
 
WORLD NEWS
Economists See Encouraging Signs of Capitalism in China's Elite
They're hiding their money offshore.
 
ENVIRONMENT
It's So Cold in Florida Global Warming Activists Have Changed Their Minds
It's so hot in Alaska global warming deniers have changed their minds.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Study: Chinese Factories Cause Nearly 25% of California's Pollution
And almost a quarter of its gorgeous sunsets.
U. S. NEWS
Pentagon Considers Replacing Thousands of Troops With Robots
Soldiers would be retrained as lobbyists.
Report: NSA Spying Didn't
Stop Any Terrorist Attacks

But did allow us a peek at dozens of Angela Merkel selfies.
Report: Culture of Cheating
Permeates Air Force Missile Corps

Public can rest assured that not once, in over sixty years, have we set off a nuclear Armageddon.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your likes close and your unfriends closer.
 
Hispanics Now a Majority in California
State’s Republican leaders beginning to rethink the whole birth control thing.
Las Vegas Wants to Host
2016 GOP Convention

Wooing Republicans with message, “What career-ending scandal happens here, stays here.”
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