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ENTERTAINMENT
CBS Celebrates 50th Anniversary of Tessie O'Shea's Appearance on Ed Sullivan Show
According to those who were there, audience screams completely drowned out "I'm Two-Ton Tessie From Tennessee."
 
PEOPLE
Boehner: Immigration Reform Dead
People of color will just have to wait.
 
BUSINESS
Makers of Grand Theft Auto Beats Earnings Estimates
While you were reading that, your car was stolen
Billionaire Sam Zell: 1% Work Harder
Have to get up early, follow the Dow all day.
SCIENCE
NASA: Kepler-413b Binary System Has Planet Where Seasons Change Almost Daily
Scientists hope to simulate planet's conditions by spending two weeks in Chicago.
Study: Traces of Neanderthal DNA Found in Modern Humans
Conclusion: there were two Neanderthals on the Ark.
Egypt: Remains of Pyramid Built Decades Before Great Pyramid Uncovered
Archeologists think it may have been a practice pyramid.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Subway to Stop Using Additive Found in Shoe Rubber, Yoga Mats
And about three hundred footlongs you've eaten in your lifetime.
CVS Stops Selling Cigarettes
Will continue selling colas containing carcinogens.

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