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MISCELLANEOUS
Streaker Disrupts New York's Biggest Fall Fashion Show
Fortunately he's wearing Victoria Beckham's new line of men's underwear (above).
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Mattel Shares Down After Disappointing Earnings Report
But company has high hopes for newest doll: Out of Work Barbie.
 
SPORTS
Pentagon to Begin Deploying Blimps
They'll patrol above sporting events, protecting Goodyear, MetLife blimps.
Olympics: Visitors to Sochi Complain About Facilities
For security reasons, no one allowed in restrooms alone.
What is this?
A )A map showing states with the best barbecue.
B )A map showing states with the most rodeos.
C )A map showing states with the most UFO sightings.
D )A map showing states that have anti-gay laws similar to Russia's.
Hint: These states also have the fewest Judy Garland film festivals.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Former Agent: TSA Agents Snickered About Naked Scanner Images
Built up huge collections, auctioned them on eBay.

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