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PEOPLE
Billionaire Tom Perkins: Rich Should Be Given More Votes
Instead of having to spend their own money to buy them.
Revealed: Hillary Clinton Called
Monica Lewinsky “Narcissistic
Loony Tune”

Bill called her “well-endowed narcissistic loony tune.”
 
BUSINESS
Coca-Cola Buys into Coffee Firm
Expected to launch coffee-flavored Coke or Coke-flavored coffee.
Feds Ease Rules Allowing Banks to Do Business With Pot Sellers
Can begin offering them primo loans.
Comcast CEO Calls Merger With Time Warner Cable “Pro-Competitive”
Combined companies better positioned to compete with cable firms on larger planets.
TRAVEL
Complaints Against Airlines
Fell 14% in 2013

As airlines began charging $10 to file a complaint.
American Airlines Replaces Heavy Flight Manuals With Electronic Tablets to Reduce Weight
Will soon dispense with pre-flight safety checks to save time.
 
SCIENCE
Study Finds Humans Have
Only Four Facial Expressions,
Not Six as Previously Thought

Botox blamed.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
High Levels of Fluoride in
Drinking Water Can Contribute
To Seven Point Drop in IQ

And fewer cavities.
 
TRENDS
More Women “Marrying Down” to Men Less Educated Than They Are
Mainly swarthy mechanics with well-defined abs.

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