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MISCELLANEOUS
First Marijuana Ad to Begin Airing
So don't be freaked out when you see it.
 
NEW PRODUCTS
$8,000 Grill is Wi-Fi Enabled,
Tells You When to Flip Your
Food, When It's Done

For a few dollars more will listen sympathetically to your personal problems, offer helpful advice.
 
EDUCATION
College Board Drops Essay, Obscure Vocabulary Words From SAT
And you can use a No. 3 pencil.
 
LAW
Upskirt Photos Now Illegal in Massachusetts
Indignant upskirt photographers say they'll move to Rhode Island.
 
SPORTS
Iditarod Begins
Not shown: fleet of snow-making machines.
FEATURE
What is this?
A )The Panel on Global Warming at the University of Texas during the Super Bowl.
B )The Grand Wizard of the KKK speaking to the NAACP at their recent annual meeting.
C )Panel on Minority Outreach at the CPAC Conference.
Hint: the panel was accidentally scheduled during the CPAC lunch break.
 
PUBLISHING
Pope Gets Own Magazine
Il Mio Papa features interviews, articles, photos and a gossip column by ex-Pope Benedict.

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