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PEOPLE
California Gov. Brown Unsure About Pot Legalization, Asks, “How Many People Can Get Stoned and Still Have a Great State?”
Then answers his own question: “Wow, man, that is such a total mind bender...”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Television Academy of Arts and Sciences Will Shorten Name to Television Academy
At last admitting television has nothing to do with arts or sciences.
 
BUSINESS
EU Wants to Ban Use of European Names, Like Parmesan and Gruyere, on Cheeses Made in U.S.
In retaliation, U.S. threatens ban on European cheeses with American names, like Velveeta and Cheez Whiz.
5,000 Added to Roster of “Ultra-Wealthy” Last Year
If you have to ask, you're not on it.
SCIENCE
Bad News: Mysterious Ozone-Destroying Chemicals Found in Atmosphere
Good news: hats are back.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC: Alcohol Responsible for
88,000 Deaths Each Year

Also 88,000 births.
Federal Government Approves
Pot Study

Will compare webs made by normal spiders with webs made by spiders on pot.
 
TRENDS
Survey: Fewer Californians
Driving, More Walking, Biking, Taking Public Transportation

Most simply staring at smartphones.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
17,590 Aston Martins Recalled for Gas Pedal Problem
Problems with brake pedal not a concern.

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