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TECHNOLOGY
Your iPhone Can Now Wake You Up to the Smell of Bacon
Available soon in coffee, roses, parmesan cheese.
Study: Half of U.S. Adults Use
Phones for Sexting

Shouldn't you?
 
FACTOID
Indoor Pot Growing Accounts for 9% of California's Household Electricity Use
Other 91% divided up amongst cable, hot tubs, tanning beds.
 
SPORTS
Report: 4000 Laborers Could Die Building 2022 Qatar World Cup Facilities
But work will be done on time and under budget.
Study: Titanium Alloy Golf Clubs Could Ignite Fires if They Strike Rock
So they're safe, except when you use one.
FEATURE
Why is the NSA confident European leaders will support Obama despite the phone hacking scandal, in which the NSA was caught spying on private conversations of European leaders?
A )Come on, everybody does it.
B )Forgive, forget, move on.
C )NSA says they’ve been hearing good things on the leaders’ cell phones.
Hint: the unexamined life is not worth living.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Robot Solves Rubik's Cube in 3.25 Seconds, Faster Than Any Human
Fastest human, after witnessing feat, smashes robot into million pieces in just 1.03 seconds.

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