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TECHNOLOGY
Teleconferencing Robot Can Wear a Co-Worker's Face, Guess Your Mood
And really creep you out.
MIT Demonstrates Feasability of Wireless Charging
For which your credit card will also be charged wirelessly.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
John Coltrane's Saxophone Joins Smithsonian Jazz Collection
To make room, Kenny G's sax is tossed into a trash compactor.
 
SPORTS
Study: Umpires Get 14% of Non-Swinging Pitches Wrong
Suggests correcting problem by killing the umps.
 
KIDZ KORNER
Vocabulary Builders
   Oligarchy n., look around you.
FEATURE
What is this? China, Iraq, Iran.
A )List of three countries most repressive towards dissent.
B )List of three countries with the worst basketball teams.
C )List of only three countries who execute more people than we do,
Hint: with regard to executions, don't forget that Texas is part of the United States.
 
RELIGION
Spain Reaches Out to Jews,
Expelled in 1492

They can return, no questions asked.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Psychologists Create “Thinking Cap” by Zapping Brain With Mild Electrical Charge
Available soon at a head shop near you.

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