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POLITICS
Ex-Obama Political Strategists David Axelrod, Jim Messina Now Working for Opposing Labor, Conservative Parties in Britain
Have messaging, data-crunching, social media expertise, will travel.
California Will Hold Mandatory Ethics Training for Lawmakers
After expensive lobbying by ethicists.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Only 1 in 6 Americans Can Find Ukraine on a Map
Only 1 in 600 Americans can find a map.
 
SPORTS
NCAA Approves Unlimited Food for Division I Athletes
If they sign an agreement before each meal not to unionize.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Experts: Heartbleed Bug Will Slow Internet to a Crawl
Please wait, your new virus is still loading.
FEATURE
According to a recent study, $6.3 billion in free sample drugs given by drug companies to doctors and then passed on to patients actually benefits:
  A ) patients.
  B ) doctors.
  C ) drug companies.
Hint: the first one's free.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines Now Offering More
Legroom to Economy Passengers Willing to Pay for it

The rest are packed into Steerage Class.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Scotland: Some Believe Image on Apple Maps is Loch Ness Monster
Others say no, it's a boat's wake, there's no such thing as a Loch Ness monster, and they're delusional ignoramuses.

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