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MISCELLANEOUS
  FBI Places Most Wanted Posters of Chinese Hackers in Post Offices Around Country
Along with Latin American drug lords, NSA whistleblowers.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Google Continues Campaign to Rid Google Glass of Its “Geek Factor”
By promoting its “twit factor.”
 
CRIME
Problems With Lethal Injections Has Some States Weighing Alternatives
Such as firing squads and Chinese-made doggie treats from Petco.
 
POLL
73% of Men Say Their Wives Vote As They Do, 49% of Women Say So
Marriages where men think their wives vote as they do even when they donít last longer.
What is this?
   The settlement pertained to
   issues “resulting from technical
   and inadvertent human errors.”
A )Statement from Credit Suisse explaining why they agreed to pay $2.6 billion for providing wealthy Americans with a tax dodge.
B )Statement from oil companies involved in the Gulf oil spill.
C )Statement from Mars about accidental attack on Area 51.
D )Statement from Sprint spokeswoman explaining $7.5 million settlement announced by the FCC in do-not-call violations.
Hint: A Sprint spokeswoman would be more than happy to call you with details, and also a great deal on your cell phone plan.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Austrian Bearded Drag Queen Wins Eurovision Song Contest
With her stirring rendition of “I'm My Own Grandpa.”

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