| MILESTONES |
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 “Gangnam Style”
Video Reaches 2 Billion Views
Just 4 1/2 billion to go. |
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| PUBLISHING |
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Amazon-Hachette Book Group
Feud Continues
Your estimated delivery date for The
Catcher in the Rye, by J.D.Salinger, is
Friday, August 29, 2094 - Monday,
Sept. 1, 2094. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Despite Recalls, GM Cars
Still Selling Briskly
“We're selling 'em as fast as we
can recall 'em,” says spokesman. |
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Low-Cost Spirit Airlines Number
One in Customer Complaints
About Rude Flight Attendants
Typical exchange: “Would you like some
coffee, or would you like to kiss my ass?” |
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 Google's Newest Car Has No
Driver, Brakes, Steering Wheel
Or passengers. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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New Chemical Sweetener 20,000 Times
More Powerful Than Sugar
One pound could sweeten Lake Michigan. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Latest Theory: Universe Is
Infinite and There Are an
Infinite Number of Universes
Also infinite number of theories, infinite
number of terribly confused people. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Company Begins 3D-Printing
Strawberries, Other Fruits
Claims they're as good or better than the ones
you print at home. |
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Report: NSA Intercepts Millions
of Images a Day for Facial Recognition
Discards hundreds of thousands a
day because they're cats. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: 30% of Earth's Population
Obese or Overweight
Revises previous study which found
30% big-boned or pleasantly plump. |
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