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MISCELLANEOUS
Australia Bans Upskirt Photos
Ban takes effect next year.
 
EDUCATION
American Books Dropped From UK School Curriculum
Naked Lunch, Candy replaced by Fanny Hill, Lady Chatterley's Lover.
 
TRAVEL
TSA Sends Unpopular Full-Body
Scanners to Jails, Prisons,
Government Agencies

And frat parties.
 
SPORTS
Massive Match-Fixing Scandal
Looms Over World Cup

Fans will be hard-pressed to determine whether that 0-0 result is legit.
Sterling, Denying He's Mentally Unfit, Sues NBA
For $1 billion and a tuna melt with fries.
FEATURE
According to a recent study:
A )States with the lowest gun control grades have the highest rate of gun deaths.
B )States with the highest gun control grades have the lowest rate of gun deaths.
C )Both statements are true.
D )Are you some kinda Communist or something?
Hint: According to another recent study, most of the vast majority of Americans who support stricter gun control are not now and have never been members of the Communist Party.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Intel Announces Open Source Robot You Can Build at Home
Well, not you, but that weird kid across the street.

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