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TECHNOLOGY
Google Glass Allows You to Shoot Around Corners
Record your hit in HD and instantly upload it to YouTube.
Secret Service Developing Software That Detects Sarcasm in Social Media
“I'm sure they'll build a perfect system,” tweets one Silicon Valley wag.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Replica of Van Gogh's Ear Grown From Relative's DNA
Sadly, too late for Van Gogh.
Iowa Senate Race Will Feature
Republican Who Ran Popular
TV Ad About Her Background
Castrating Hogs

Certainly a valuable skill to bring to Washington.
 
WEATHER
Study: People Don't Fear
Female Named Hurricanes
as Much as Male Named Ones,
Thus They're More Deadly

Thousands died when nobody heeded warnings about Category 5 Hurricane Muffie.
FEATURE
After Governor Sam Brownback and his Republican State Legislature cut taxes for the rich in Kansas, their economy tanked, tax revenue fell off a cliff, and Moody's downgraded the state's bond rating. Brownback has blamed these events on:
  A ) Hurricanes.
  B ) UFOs.
  C ) Obama.
Hint: think: Marxist born in Africa.
 
RELIGION
Craigslist Poster Starting New
Religion Based on Mark Zuckerberg

All your prayers will be answered (on Facebook).
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Queen Rides in Her New Diamond Jubilee Coach
This one has more horsepower.

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