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PEOPLE
Revealed: New York's Cardinal O'Connor's Mother Was Jewish
His remains will be moved to a different cemetery and a sandwich will be named for him at the Carnegie Deli.
 
BUSINESS
Dunkiní Donuts Will Expand in California
Californians will also expand.
Supreme Court: POM Can Sue Coca-Cola for Selling Pomegranate Juice With Practically No Pomegranate In It
Also, drug dealers can sue Coca-Cola for selling Coke with no cocaine in it.
Heinz to Supply Ford With Tomato Fiber Pellets to Replace Metal, Plastic in Cars
Reduces overall weight, and goes great with fries on hot days.
SCIENCE
Theory: Man's Face Evolved to Better Absorb Punches
We were getting beaten up so much by Neanderthals we had to do something.
Evidence Found of Vast Underground Ocean 3 Times Larger Than Those on Surface
Enough water to dump our trash in for another 200 years.
Canadian Dentist Wants to Clone John Lennon From His Tooth
Once cloned, he'd like to fix the rest of Lennon's teeth.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Cellphones Ringing in Pants Pockets Could Be Contributing to Male Infertility
That's your wife calling with the test results.
Poll: 36% See Themselves as Overweight, 69% Actually Are
“O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us,” says pollster.

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