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TECHNOLOGY
Amazon Introduces Own Smartphone
New “Fire” gives users the convenience of allowing Jeff Bezos to make all the critical decisions in their lives.
Prediction: Computers Will
Be Like Humans by 2029

Will most likely kill us all, then fight among themselves.
 
SPORTS
Patent Office Cancels “Redskins” Trademark
Now, anyone can use “Redskins” to name their tanning salon, restaurant, toupee shop or casino.
College Football: Bitcoin Bowl Joins Crowded Field of Bowl Games
Each participating school will receive $850,000 in laundered drug money.
New Jersey hired the same contractors to rebuild after Superstorm Sandy who had botched the rebuilding of New Orleans after Katrina. The results have been:
  A ) Better than Louisiana
  B ) Worse than Louisiana
  C ) About the same
Hint: you get what you deserve.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
GM Adds 3.16 Million Vehicles
To Recall List

Look, if you drive something they made, any model, any year, just bring the damn thing down to the dealership.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Revealed: CIA Considered Giving Kids Demon Dolls of Bin Laden
Dropped plan when test children fell in love with “Bin Laden Barbie.”

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