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PEOPLE
Princess Cristina of Spain Indicted for Tax Fraud, Money Laundering
She's considered armed and dangerous.
Pope Excommunicates Mafia
But says they can continue to pick up the garbage.
 
BUSINESS
26% of Americans Have No Money Saved to Handle Emergencies
Pawnbrokers call statistic “heartening.”
British Airways Sued for Sending Traveler to Grenada Instead of Granada
Airline's offer of free flight home to Republic of Georgia further angered Atlanta man.
Mexico: Vote to Privatize State-Owned Oil Co. Scheduled During World Cup Match
World Cup wouldn't change schedule, so lawmakers had to vote while entire population watched game.
NEW PRODUCTS
Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter Will Settle Arguments Over Who Got the Largest Slice
But extremely dangerous in the wrong hands.
 
SCIENCE
Astronomers No Longer Sure
They Detected Big Bang

Might have been a car backfiring.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Casual Sex May Be
Good For You

As long as you pay in full.
Report: Cereals Fortified With Too Many Vitamins, Minerals for Children
Parents urged to serve their kids less healthful breakfasts.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a recent article about comedy legend Eddie Cantor (on the left), a picture of the former House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (on the right) captioned: “Eric Cantor singing 'Toot-Toot-Tootsie, Good-bye” was included by mistake. We apologize.

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