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PEOPLE
Obama Hailed for His Boldness
Gets high marks after wearing tan suit to press conference.
 
PUBLISHING
The New York Times Comes Out for Legalizing Marijuana
Says it makes reading The New York Times way less boring.
 
BUSINESS
Burger King Merges With Canadian Donut Chain Tim Hortons to Get Lower Tax Rate
Wendy's merges with Cayman Islands cassava melon chain.
Tall People Earn $789/Yr. More Per Inch Than Short People, Says Study
Shown: world's wealthiest, poorest man.
SCIENCE
Archaeologists Discover 15 Previously Unknown Monuments Buried Around Stonehenge
News sends Druids into a tizzy.
New Theory: Cosmos a Hologram
With lots of noise and odors.
 
Neuroscientists Able to Reverse Bad Memories in Mice
But not cats.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Google Testing Drone Delivery Systems in Australia
Once in use they'll be capable of delivering search results right to your doorstep.
Report: Apple to Introduce iRing
Puts power of a computer on your little finger.

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