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LEISURE
Madden 15 Glitch Renders Browns Linebacker Christian Kirksey as One-Foot Tall
Although he's trampled on every play, he's good at sneaking unnoticed into opponent's huddle.
 
SPORTS
Baseball Ratings Decline Blamed on Video Replay, Lower Strike Zone, Puny Post-Steroid Era Hitting, Longer Games
And the infield fly rule.
Fans Donít Like Cutting Down Violence in the NFL
But could be just the break the National Badminton League has been waiting for.
Struggling for Attendance, South Korean Baseball Team Adds Robot Fans
Who repeatedly chant “kill the ump!” in unison.
NEW PRODUCTS
It's a Robot - It's a Couch - It's a Robocouch!
Created by Australian engineering students, Robocouch looks to be the final nail in the coffin of Western Civilization, and a great way to get a beer without leaving the comfort of your man cave. $2802 (when available), at Sofas for Loafers.
 
TRAVEL
3 Flights Diverted in 9 Days,
2 More Last Week, by Passenger
Fights Over Legroom

But for an additional $50, you can get a full refund if your flight is diverted due to a legroom fight.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Karl Lagerfeld Barbie Doll Unveiled
First entry in Mattel's “Decadence” line.

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