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PEOPLE
Obama Checks Stonehenge Off His Bucket List
Leaving just Winchester Mystery House, Weeki Wachee Springs.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Electronic Arts Removes Wife-Beater Ray Rice From Madden 15
Replaces him with prostitute-killer from Grand Theft Auto.
 
BUSINESS
Chiquita Brands in Talks With Two Suitors
Mr. Clean and Mr. Peanut.
Trump Entertainment Resorts Files for Bankruptcy
Luckily, you already bought your Donald Trumpís Secrets of Wealth Creation CD.
Southern Restaurant Chain Huddle House Won't List Calories or Offer Healthy Choices
And doesn't give a damn if you live or die.
SCIENCE
Researchers Send Brain Messages Directly From One Brain to Another
Breakthrough development will be watched closely by neuroscientists, advertisers.
UN: Ozone Layer Recovering for First Time in 25 Years
But if you plan to be in the sun for more than three minutes, wear a sombrero.
 
Entirely New Life Form Discovered Off Coast of Australia
Marine biologists report it goes great with pasta.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Married Couples Who Smoke Marijuana Have Fewer Fights
Same for divorced couples.
Study: All Diets Equally Effective
Since everybody cheats.

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