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TECHNOLOGY
MIT Builds Robotic Cheetah
Will be used by law enforcement for crowd control.
Chinese City Creates Sidewalk Lane for Texting While Walking
Not shown: highway lane for texting while driving.
 
LAW
Texas Court Upholds Right to Take Upskirt Pictures
“If God didn't want us to take upskirt pictures he wouldn't have given us cameras, mirrors and panties.”
 
SPORTS
NFL: Fans Angry About Amount of Violence in Game
There's not enough, they say.
NEW PRODUCTS
Virtual Reality Headsets Go on Sale Soon
For the first time you'll be able to imagine you're driving a car while actually driving a car.
 
TRAVEL
Germany: Oktoberfest Begins
Next up: Hangoverfest.
U.S. Airlines at Record 87.4% Capacity, Won't Add More Flights
Just more seats.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Urban Outfitters Slammed for Selling Blood-Stained Kent State Sweatshirt
“Too soon?” asks outgoing product manager.

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