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TECHNOLOGY
3-D Printer Arrives at Space Station
It will be used to make souvenirs.
Study: Americans Own $34 Billion Worth of Used Cellphones
All of them replaced by ones with a slightly larger screen.
 
AUTOS
New Ford Mustang Enhances Engine Sound Through Car's Stereo
To impress first dates.
 
SPORTS
ESPN, With $15 Billion NFL Contract, Suspends Commentator Who Called NFL Commissioner a Liar
And orders his vocal cords severed.
Golden State Warriors Reject Design for New Arena That Resembles Toilet
Will instead go with either bidet or urinal.
FEATURE
What are these?
Finland, Japan, Portugal, Sweden, South Korea, Israel, Australia, and New Zealand.
A ) Countries most popular in the U.S. for summer vacations.
B )Countries where the food is better than ours.
C )Countries whose infant mortality rate is lower than ours.
Hint: Well, yes, but we're still doing better than Somalia, Uganda, Bangladesh and Uzbekistan.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Wikipedia Corrects Sen. McConnell's Entry Which Was Edited to Say He's a Turtle
It's changed to say “he looks like a turtle.”

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