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PEOPLE
Wilt Chamberlain Postage Stamp Issued
Already, twenty thousand women have purchased it.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Movie Version of “Tetris” Planned
A-listers reportedly fighting over role of L-shaped brick.
 
BUSINESS
New York Realtors: Too Many Luxury Apartments
Not enough Russian oligarchs.
Rumor: Tesla to Introduce Driverless Model
Aimed at the invisible man who has everything.
Former Fed Chief Bernanke Admits He Was Unable to Refinance His Mortgage
And his Ford Taurus was repossessed.
SCIENCE
Rochester University Researchers Unveil Invisibility Cloak
And haven't been seen since.
Iceland's Mythical Sea Monster Captured on Film
Ruining a perfectly good myth.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Waist Measurements for Average American Adults Rises to 38.8 Inches
Bad news for average American adults, great news for belt makers.
 
ADVERTISING
New Viagra Ad Targets Women
“For erections lasting longer than four hours, call your girlfriend.”

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